Help coming for the Indians!

[butchlambert]

Kamala

HARRIS finally breaks down and visits a remote northern reservation. With news crews following her around as they tour the place, the Vice President asks the chief if there was anything they need.
"Well," says the chief, "We have three very important needs. First, we have a medical clinic but no doctor to man it."
Harris whips out her cellphone, dials a number, talks to somebody for two minutes and then hangs up. "I've pulled some strings. Your doctor will arrive in a few days. Now what was the second problem?"
"We have no way to get clean water. The local mining operation has poisoned the water our people have been drinking for dozens of years. We've been flying bottled water in, and it's terribly expensive."
Once again, Harris dials a number, yells into her cellphone for a few minutes, and then hangs up. "The mine has been shut down, and the owner is being billed for setting up a purification plant for your people. Now what was that third problem?"
The chief looks at her and says, "We have no cellphone reception up here!"

 

[Hal]

Butch that's some good humor to start my day, thanks.
Have a good one.

Hal

 

[Fuj]

Good thing I was finished with my coffee. That there is one
of those that you catch the punch line with a mouth full, then
go looking for a towel to clean up the key board......Yeah, been
there.....LOL

 

[338 Mollett]

SPOT ON !!

 

[GotRDid]

Brilliant!

 

[jmm03]

Although I can see the humor it is too close to the truth unfortunately...

 

[6.5 forever]

Heck ya!

 

[sw282]

She just needs to stay from Hezbollah's newest beeper/pager

 

[Geronimo Jim]

Is that great or what?

 

[Coyotefurharvester]

A good joke ALWAYS has a bit of truth to it.

 

[Cecil S.]

Duhaaaaaaaaa.......can i laugh now and make it go away. TWIT!

 

[jwv2001]

They lie....

 

[Konocti's Wigwam]

Butch, I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry...it's pretty scary that the Dems could possibly steal the election with this numskull..but I do think stealing is one of the Dem's greatest attributes. Look how long they've been doing it with our tax money! (I digress )

 

[Kracken McGraw]

Butch, I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry...it's pretty scary that the Dems could possibly steal the election with this numskull..but I do think stealing is one of the Dem's greatest attributes. Look how long they've been doing it with our tax money! (I digress )

They already took the first step by stealing the nomination from the other Democratic candidates, just like when Hillary stole it from Bernie. I have heard someone lives in very nice homes now though.

 

[bluealtered]

Anyone who has been to or near the reservations I have been to, can only wonder how those in power could be so cruel to another person.

 

[dcraig]

she is a real gem!

 

[marchx]

that's a great one. suits also the president of the European Commission.

 

[Uncle Bruce]

that's a great one. suits also the president of the European Commission.

I don't care who they are, all politicians are lying to you.