A friend sent me this and you may have seen it before but wanted to share the wisdom:
Will Rogers who died in a plane crash in 1935 was one of the greatest political sages this country has ever known.
"Never squat with your spurs on"
Some of his sayings:
1) Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco
2) Never kick a cow chip on a hot day
3) There are 2 theories on arguing with a woman...neither works
4) Never miss a good chance to shut up
5) Always drink upstream from the heard
6) If you find yourself in a hole...stop digging
7) The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket
8) There are 3 kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading; the few that learn by observation; The rest have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves
9) Good judgement comes from a lot of experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgement
10) If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure they're still there
11) Lettin' the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in
12) After eating an entire bull, a lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull keep your mouth shut.
Hope you enjoyed
Will Rogers who died in a plane crash in 1935 was one of the greatest political sages this country has ever known.
"Never squat with your spurs on"
Some of his sayings:
1) Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco
2) Never kick a cow chip on a hot day
3) There are 2 theories on arguing with a woman...neither works
4) Never miss a good chance to shut up
5) Always drink upstream from the heard
6) If you find yourself in a hole...stop digging
7) The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket
8) There are 3 kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading; the few that learn by observation; The rest have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves
9) Good judgement comes from a lot of experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgement
10) If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure they're still there
11) Lettin' the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in
12) After eating an entire bull, a lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull keep your mouth shut.
Hope you enjoyed
