Downhill
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Was onced asked if I worried about my wife having an affair while I was out of town for weeks at a time. I replied "Well if she got lonely I might could understand. If the boyfriend wanted to sit in my chair and watch my TV, I guess that would be alright. If he needed a beer, got some in the fridge. But if that son of a bitch pets my dog there will be hell to pay!"