Coyote Murdered by man in his Underware!!!

[winterfunguy]

This was such a funny morning that I just had to share it with you guys. I was sleeping like a baby at 7:00am when I heard my wife say quietly "Hunny theres a couple coyotes in the field!" I shot out of bed like I was being electrified!! Ran and grabbed my 22 250 and a box of what I thought were my Speer TNT handloads... well I made my way to the door and started loading my magazine while keeping my eye on the dog. All loaded and I go to shut the bolt to chamber a round and discover the bolt won't close and is stuck!!!with a little extra bolt pressure I ejected a .308 win round!!!!! I managed to strip the remaining 3 rounds from the bling magazine quickly and was awake enough to get the box of ammo that says 22 250 Rem on it and loaded again. By know the dogs have made it another 75 yards from me, so that ment going out in the snow...in my underware. Ok remember here in Michigan the mornings are about 15 degrees. So there I am sitting on the porch, in my underware, in the snow with a gun...what the neighbors must think!!!! Mission accomplished though, 200 yards, 6mph left to right cross wind and I got that wiley little bast@#!. My first shot blew a little further to the right than anticipated and blew his spine into oatmeal so his rear running gear was gone but that tough SOB tried to drag his butt across the field but I was able to persuade him otherwise with another shot that actually hit him high in the shoulder like I wanted to do the first time. Oh well, one less coyote and I'm grinning all morning. She weighed in at 34lbs.

 

[Preacher]

No Photo's ???

 

[Goofycat]

Sitting on your porch in your underwear....in 15 degree weather.....with a rifle in your hands.
The only thing left to report was that the sheriff just happened to be driving by, did a double-take and arrested you on the spot. Too funny!! ;D ;D

 

[CJ6]

Or having locked himself out, runing to the neighbors in his underwear with rifle in hand .I wonder if they would've let him in :

 

[winterfunguy]

When they come near my house there's gonna be trouble. Didn't think about the sherriff rollin' by...that would have been a good one! I wonder if I could have explained my way out of that one? My wife already told all her girl friends at work so I guess I'm heading for urban legend status...ha, ha,ha. I figured everyone would like that one because for those of us who are fortunate enough to live in the country, we have all been tempted by this one at one point or another.

 

[CanusLatransSnpr]

Very good winterfun! I can't say I would do any different. I live in Southwestern Michigan out in the country so I wouldn't hesitate to do what you did! I can identify with the 15 degree temps also! Nice shot and thankyou for doing your part to thin the population!

Mike

 

[holstil]

15*, DAMN, you could of just knocked out a window.
That's some funny stuff.

cj, I'm still rollin.
Jim

 

[cliffy]

winterfunguy, damn, I'd forgo the underwear for a clean shot at a maurading coyote. I own nothing most folks have never seen before, and some neighbors might enjoy the sight. I know of some that would delight in the sight. The bottom-line is you stopped a damned coyote from continued predation and possible personal injury to neighborhood children. Cliffy