An avid shooter goes to Hell

[paul castelli]

When he arrives he’s greeted by a sub-demon who says, “Come with me, I’ll show you around. Everything here is designed for the individual. As an avid long range shooter, this is your range. As you can see by the range chart it extends to infinity, but you can set targets of any size or type at any distance you wish, and remote viewing of the targets. You can also set any environmental conditions you want: The top of Kilimanjaro in Antarctica with a 22 to 43 mile per hour wind at 5:35? Use these controls right here. You can order up any type of rifle with any precision level as well: 416 Rigby with no less than 1/4 MOA precision? Here it is in the locker. And of course, any type of terrain to shoot from or over.”

“Wow? This is not what I expected. What kind of ammunition is available?”

“Ammunition? There is none. That’s the Hell of it.”





shamelessly stolen from another forum....

 

[caihlen]

Grim...

 

[rr2030]

It restates the negativeness of the universe, the hideous, lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. The predicament of man forced to live in a barren, godless eternity like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void with nothing but waste, horror and degradation forming a useless, bleak straitjacket in a black, absurd cosmos.

 

[joshb]

Life without primers! Got bullets, brass, powder and guns. Without primers, it’s all scrap!

 

[Rustytigwire]

Black market primers....
Maybe they could be legalised like weed.
"Hey man, know where i kin get some primers?"

 

[hoz53]

Life without primers! Got bullets, brass, powder and guns. Without primers, it’s all scrap!

gunshow close to here this weekend- shall i go and see if there are any primers for sale ?

 

[hikfromstik]

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Im sure they'll have some . That's who's buying them all up. If you're computer savvy you can make bots to buy them up.

 

[Ned Ludd]

That's not Hell, it's just America under the next administration.

 

[joshb]

gunshow close to here this weekend- shall i go and see if there are any primers for sale ?

Absolutely!

 

[Mills]

Long live the Flintlock!

 

[std7mag]

Maybe we can open up dispensaries for primers, powder, bullets, guns....

Oh wait.....

We already had those...

 

[Retired Grunt]

That's not Hell, it's just America under the next administration.

 

[Retired Grunt]

Long live the Flintlock!

I have one, need to fix the lock though

 

[tmwinds]

That's not Hell, it's just America under the next administration.

Maybe not Hell, but about as close as you can get without catching on fire .

 

[Spike A]

gunshow close to here this weekend- shall i go and see if there are any primers for sale ?

Be like everyone else and BUY THEM ALL ...BUT then spread the wealth

 

[Kracken McGraw]

It restates the negativeness of the universe, the hideous, lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. The predicament of man forced to live in a barren, godless eternity like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void with nothing but waste, horror and degradation forming a useless, bleak straitjacket in a black, absurd cosmos.

I don’t get the meaning of this. I go to bed every night looking forward to what the next day may bring and know when we leave the this earth we are promised a glorious place.

 

[Bc'z]

I don’t get the meaning of this. I go to bed every night looking forward to what the next day may bring and know when we leave the this earth we are promised a glorious place.

Sounds like a good description of hell.

Black market primers....
Maybe they could be legalised like weed.
"Hey man, know where i kin get some primers?"

I got 5 on it , take 2 hits and pass my bomb back.

 

[DirtySteve]

Sounds like a good description of hell.

I got 5 on it , take 2 hits and pass my bomb back.

Taking a hit on a bomb ?? Just once I guess.

 

[PigButtons]

I don’t get the meaning of this. I go to bed every night looking forward to what the next day may bring and know when we leave the this earth we are promised a glorious place.

I'm with you Brother. Life with hope in Christ is a foretaste of Heaven, without it life is hell.

 

[300_whisper]

That joke gave me anxiety. Lol