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Ammo in baskets?
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Oh no. I have work to do. I sent this to my wife and she asked what suppressive fire was. "what's suppressive fire? Is it like not using suppressors or something?"
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LITTLE JOHNNY AND I PRESUME!
"I Presume"
A school teacher asks her students to make a sentence containing the expression
"I presume."
One little girl raises her hand and says, "Yesterday, my mother hand washed the
dinner dishes and I presume the dishwasher was broken."
"Very good," responds the teacher.
Another student says, "This morning, my father drove the Volkswagen out of the garage and I presume the BMW wouldn't start."
"That's excellent," says the teacher.
Little Johnny in the back of the classroom gets up and says,
"Yesterday I saw grandpa leave the house with a newspaper under his arm and he
was headed for the woods, so I presume . "
The teacher interrupts him and says, "I stopped you because you have no idea what
your grandfather was going to do, so you can't presume anything."
Johnny says,
"Please, teacher, let me finish my sentence."
The teacher says, "Very well, continue."
Little Johnny continues and says, "As I was saying, I saw my grandpa head for
the woods with a newspaper under his arm. I presume he was going to
take a crap because he can't read."
"I Presume"
A school teacher asks her students to make a sentence containing the expression
"I presume."
One little girl raises her hand and says, "Yesterday, my mother hand washed the
dinner dishes and I presume the dishwasher was broken."
"Very good," responds the teacher.
Another student says, "This morning, my father drove the Volkswagen out of the garage and I presume the BMW wouldn't start."
"That's excellent," says the teacher.
Little Johnny in the back of the classroom gets up and says,
"Yesterday I saw grandpa leave the house with a newspaper under his arm and he
was headed for the woods, so I presume . "
The teacher interrupts him and says, "I stopped you because you have no idea what
your grandfather was going to do, so you can't presume anything."
Johnny says,
"Please, teacher, let me finish my sentence."
The teacher says, "Very well, continue."
Little Johnny continues and says, "As I was saying, I saw my grandpa head for
the woods with a newspaper under his arm. I presume he was going to
take a crap because he can't read."
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