Warped sense of humor

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    And people wonder why were close to getting this thread closed. Ignorant.
     
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    As the man said,"that is so wrong"
    As a woman, it is insulting. I'm not going to report it as I enjoy the humor on some of this thread and do not want to see it shut down.
     
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    Please Quote me correctly, Thank You, "Man, That is just Wrong"... mike
     
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    I have two of my post taken off, and I am trying to do better. I hope this was not one of mine.
     
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    A woman was wearing a tight leather skirt, and when her turn to board came, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step.

    Embarrassed, she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little to ease it and allow her to board. She still could not raise her leg.

    She gave the driver a little smile. Reached behind again and unzipped a little more. Again, she was unable to make the step.

    "Sorry. One more time, please". And, one more time she
    couldn't do it.


    About this time, this large Texan standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

    She went ballistic and turned to the would-be
    Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know you!"


    The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly 3 times, I kinda figured we was friends."
     
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