valentine's day

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  1. Danoh

    Danoh Gold $$ Contributor

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    BWAHAHA! I hear ya!
     
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  2. hogpatrol

    hogpatrol Don't criticize the farmer with your mouth full. Gold $$ Contributor

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    I went to the range and got home a little earlier than usual. Fed the squirrels, birds, foxes, hawks, deer, raccoons, possums, and skunks. Happy Freakin' Valentine's Day. :mad: Then I sat down, ate dinner and watched the latest lineup of murders, shootings and mayhem on the Philly news. It marks a dark day anyway.

    The ancient Romans may also be responsible for the name of our modern day of love. Emperor Claudius II executed two men — both named Valentine — on Feb. 14 of different years in the 3rd century A.D. Their martyrdom was honored by the Catholic Church with the celebration of St. Valentine's Day.
     
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    The next day. Wife is happy. She wanted to go shopping so I took her everywhere she wanted to go .We got some pants at the dry cleaner, fresh hamburger and good cheese from the butcher, new stationary at the card shop and a used saddle..............we don’t own a horse..............:mad:
     
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  4. hogpatrol

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    Heck, make every day a holiday. Buy her new frying pans, cookie sheets, pie plates, an iron, a vacuum cleaner, canning jars, various kitchen utensils, a mixer, whatever works. a-outta.gif
     
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    Roses are Red
    Violets are blue
    My lawyer will call you
    I’ll be at Sue’s.
     
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  6. david kieffer

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    thank you all for the help. I went shopping , got her a dozen carnations ,[ yes they are cheaper ] a card [free with the flowers ] , checked out the vacuum cleaners , [to bad nothing on sale ] came home and made supper [yes that's right , here on the farm we eat dinner @ high noon ] I made shrimp , scallops ,salad , baked sweet potato with brown sugar butter . I also did the coupon book idea 1 for a nite out ,1 for a trip to hawks ridge labor day weekend , [she won't use that one ] and 39 for wild you know what . [ I can't wait ] . darn it I forgot the candles, but I did find a bottle of wine . I'am still thinking about the lama , [ maybe I could barrow your saddle josh ] anyway when she came home she was very happy. thanks. dave
     
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  7. hogpatrol

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    What? Nothing related to guns? Sheesh. :D:p
     
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  8. Bc'z

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    Eastern pleasure, or western?
    If she comes home with a riding quirt your in trouble
     
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    That's a good one dave!!!! werner see you in april
     
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  10. dkhunt14

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    I hope you got spurs with that saddle. Matt
     
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    Hawks Ridge labor day is the IBS 1000 yard Nationals. They ain't using bows. Matt
     
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    Got mine ammo for her 45 and 10mm, she couldn't be happier!

    Tom
     
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    My late wife will be gone 4 years next month but yesterday she gave me a Valentines remembrance. I've never liked Dr Pepper and lots of times when eating out she would swap her Dr Pepper with my Coke and watch me gag. Yesterday I stopped at a local eatery, ordered chicken fingers and a Coke and took a slug to wash down the chicken and it was Dr Pepper........couldn't help but smile as I though of her pulling her pranks in the past. Happy Valentines Day, Cindy.
     
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    Nothing says I love you like a dumpster. I've been threatening my dearest with this for a couple years now, but every time I do it I get a bit of an eye roll. You see, we've collected a good bit of "stuff" over the last 24 years of marriage. We are not hoarders, but we clearly have too much stuff.

    Fast forward to Thursday. I open my Valentines Day card, and find a gift certificate for a dumpster inside. Pretty sure I'm the only guy on planet that got a dumpster for Valentines Day. May the purge begin.
     
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  15. david kieffer

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    Well guy's it's that time . Don't forget your sweetheart . I need some more ideas , (Very helpful last year ) I would like to be creative . I thank you for any help . dave
     
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  16. hogpatrol

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    This year I'm giving her a million dollar life insurance policy and a trip to China. a-outta.gif
     
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    Flowers and that purse she always wanted.

    You spend thousands on your toys... so several hundred bucks on a useless purse she always wanted is worth it.

    Believe me when I say, even if she already has 100 purses, for them there is no such thing as too many.

    Unless she's different from other beings with 2 X chromosomes.
     
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  18. david kieffer

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    I briefly thought about a divorce , but after 42 years I can't afford it . 50% x nothing = 0 ( she still works )
     
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    No wife but my daughter turns 16 this year on Valentine's day so this is going to be an expensive one....car and insurance.
     
  20. hogpatrol

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    Yes, but a LOT cheaper.
     
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