pics that beg for a funny caption

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  1. blackwidowp61

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    OK folks, I will give you a chance to hang a caption on a few pics I have found wandering the web. I'll give you mine to get you started.

    #1- upload_2019-7-18_23-19-30.png New shoulder mounted anti-personnel fur missile.

    #2- upload_2019-7-18_23-22-7.png They found that pink was actually the best color to camo planes in flight, but I don't think it works with AR-15s/M-16s.

    #3- upload_2019-7-18_23-25-17.png If you don't have a gun, improvise.

    #4- upload_2019-7-18_23-28-49.png Ah, sir, you're not going to like this but...

    #5- upload_2019-7-18_23-31-4.png After taking severe losses, ground squirrels and prairie dogs are fighting back.
     
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    ShootDots Gold $$ Contributor

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    On Pic#3, you might say "toxic gas warfare readying for deployment"!!
     
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    #3...when all the props stop, turn around, bend over and kiss your...goodbye
     
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    #3....The original weapon of mass destruction.

    Nose art on this A/C....The Stink Bomb Special.
     
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  5. outasite `08

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    #1 he ain`t heavy he`s my doggie! #2 it might be pink,but I`m outshooting you with it fool.#3 I`ll see your Rising Sun and raise you 1 moon. #4 Never text and drive! #5 Sir, request permission to return fire on the dummy shooting at us with one of those damn Creedmores.
     
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  6. blackwidowp61

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    This one is almost too easy
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    If the price is too high, we have pre-soiled versions at a steep discount.

    #5. Looks like a patch from the 82nd Furborne
     
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    I can't believe those assholes gave me a crippled seeing eye dog!! jd

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    Don’t worry! Everybody says “barrels are expendable”!
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    Or:
    Go ahead and pull the trigger! We’ll be fine!
    Or:
    Hog! The MP wants your insurance card!
     
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    joshb Gold $$ Contributor

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    I’m not getting shot in the ass, like last time!
     
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    Don't piss down my back and tell me it's rainin'
     
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    Reason #126 why Marines should not be issued equipment

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    Hello Charlie!

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    upload_2019-7-19_20-33-23.png
    Quick, somebody throw a couple of parachutes on it and we can blame airlift!
     
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    Gas gun?
    Air brakes?

    GAS GUN.png
     
  17. blackwidowp61

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    You can tell who the younger guys on the swat team are by what they want to protect most...brainpan, ass and jewels.
     
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    My name is Forrest Gump, and I'm not getting shot in the buttocks; again.

    GotRDid.
     
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    #3 pilot to bombadier. One click left. Send it! Bombadier to pilot:
    Not till we land in that cornfield first!
     
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    Ass and jewels are worthless without said brainpan.
     

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