Discussion in 'Main Message Board' started by IdahoSharpshooter, Apr 8, 2020.
The Wise adapt themselves to the circumstances as water moulds itself to the pitcher...
Don’t eat the yellow snow....
Whom is the bigger fool?
Or the fool that follows?
people have more fun than anybody..
Can't climb a hill til you get to it...
This place was popular till everyone started showing up......
Never eat anything bigger than your head.
Never eat anything with tomatoes in it.
Never eat anything that looks like vomit.
Ignore all three when enjoying pizza.
It's difficult to know what's the best thing to do, when you don't know what the best thing is.
If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
The chief cause of failure and unhappiness is trading what you want most for what you want right now
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
He who farts in church...sits in pew.
"If the world was a perfect place, it wouldn't be", Yogie
Cows may come and cows may go. But the bull in this place goes on for ever.
It is better to journey hopefully, than to arrive.......................
Luck is simply the intersection of preparedness and opportunity.
I always keep this in mind every time I see someone slay it at a match and find myself wanting to say "that dude got lucky..."
Don't worry about the mule going blind just load the wagon.
"We don't load them trucks...we just drive 'em"
"....like your Doctor, keep your Doctor"
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