My wife and I have the cutest nicknames for each other.
She's my buttercup
and I'm her useless sack of sh-t
You never know when it will strike,
But there comes a moment when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of...
I had a '92 Ford Ranger with a 3.0 V6 and now have a '06 Ranger with a 4.0 V6.
In both cases it was easier to jack up the front end, remove the...
The wife and were talking the other day.
I asked her why she never told me when she had an orgasm.
She said she didn't want to bother me when I...
The best steakhouse I've been to in the States was "Pinnacle Pete" in El Cajon, Calif, in the late 60's/early 70's. Was on Magnolia Blvd. All the...
My wife is inside the house singing.
That's why I'm sitting outside on the porch.
So the neighbors won't think I'm hitting her.
The wife just stopped by and said "you weren't even listening, were you?"
I thought to myself......." That's a pretty strange way to start off a...
In the Navy, a Captain is an officer rank (O-6), same as a "full-bird" Colonel.
A Navy Officer or Warrant Officer in charge of a ship (or in case...
The Good Old Days.......
Is it just me, or do the rest of you long for those days when taking the wife and mother-in-law out for that Sunday drive...
There's nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul.
Even if it's cold.
With a celery stalk.
I have always been taught to respect my elders,
but it's getting harder and harder
for me to find one.
no mention of :
The American way. Find a need and fill it.
If he and Kermit Weeks get together, they could take on just about anybody
I think you're going to need one of these:
stepped, interrupted thread,
Clairy Browne & the Bangin' Rackettes
"The loafers' club met Saturday, having found somebody away from home, thereby affording them a place to hold their meeting. It was a decided...
You do not need a parachute to skydive.
You only need a parachute to skydive more than once.
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