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On the lighter side.....

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antelopedundee said:
Tell me about a flu season where they had to store the corpses in refer truck trailers.

Back in the day, they had things called funerals where the families could respectfully honor and bury their dead.


When things settle down families will probably have an opportuni
 
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Teenage girl says to her boyfriend that her parents are going away for the weekend and this would allow us to finally consummate our love. So make sure you buy some condoms and come over Friday night for dinner with the family. So at the drug store he had to ask all about the different types, ribbed, nonribbed, lubricated, nonlubricated , ect,ect. So before dinner they all bowed their heads for prayer and after the prayer the boy just kept his head bowed. Finally the girl whispered, i had no idea you were so religious. He whispered back, i had no idea your father was a pharmacist !
 
remember the story about the female that was on the USMC rifle team that was supposedly well endowed .. the story goes that she was called for using an "artificial" rest during offhand.. opened the blouse and asked if they looked "artificial".. i think that the first time i heard that story was in 2000 or 2001

There was a story identical to that way back in the 1960s when Alice Bull of Seattle was shooting. Someone complained about “artificial support” so the referee went over and had her assume her standing position. He then poked her boob with his finger and then said, “nothing artificial about these”.
 
There was a story identical to that way back in the 1960s when Alice Bull of Seattle was shooting. Someone complained about “artificial support” so the referee went over and had her assume her standing position. He then poked her boob with his finger and then said, “nothing artificial about these”.
that could be where that old tale came from.. i have not a clue.. but for some it was a popular one to tell!
The funniest story i heard was about Mitch Maxberry
 
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